THE JOHN LITHGOW STORY

It's weirder than it sounds...

I'M THE ABANDONED BABY
​BY THE SIDE OF THE ROAD

And I'm going to sing about it. 

​DASHED DREAMS
​
A poem about Latinas I'll never know.


​Halloween Is Over

But Michael Myers will come around again. 

Why My Penis Is Like
the Rides at Disneyland

It's self explanatory really.

REALITY CHECK - Part One

Hard hitting journalism meets ridiculous premise as Gordon "Gordo" Ferret dives into the dark waters
​of corporate greed and personal tragedy. 

REALITY CHECK - Part Two

News Anchor Kristie McBride goes into the field to dig up the scoop on Necrophiliacs. They've been called immoral and perverted, but there's two sides to every story.

REALITY CHECK - Part Three

Reporter Hugh Farnsworth examines the new
(and highly dangerous) audience participation performances known as "Theater of Panic."

SCOTT THE UNDERGROUNDER

Back in the day, I worked as a producer, writer, and actor on Disney's Milo Murphy's Law, all culminating in a particularly odd character named
​Scott the Undergrounder. 

WIL​D BOYS

The original music video for Duran Duran's seminal 1984 chartbuster "Wild Boys" bore little resemblance to the polished piece of propaganda that was played in heavy rotation on MTV.  Seen here for the first time is the unedited original.
​

PEE WEE'S DANCE PARTY


​Okay, clearly I don't have the rights to any of this, but you know those videos that show clips of people dancing to a song that they didn't really dance to?  

This is one of those.


​WHY CAN'T WE GET ALONG?

Yes, superheroes are people too, and sometimes they have conflict just like the rest of us.

TOM CRUISE RUNS

Yes, he does. 

THE DRIP

A claymation exploration of the consequences of a large plumbing problem. 

THE QUEST FOR LIQUOR

Moments before walking down the aisle, a nervous bride asks for a sip of champagne to calm her nerves.  The valiant groomsmen rise to the occasion.

CLAY DEATH

A triumph in the art of claymation, this thought-provoking film by a 12-year-old artiste demands repeat viewings.

RED-EYED TREE FROG MAN

No, I didn't animate this, obviously, and don't have the rights to show it, BUT this was one of the first songs I wrote for a TV series.