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    • Bowl of Mush
    • 200 Celebration
    • Earthworms
    • Why My Willy is Like Icons of the 70's
    • AI Writes Transformative Hotdog Song
    • Ghost of Widow's Husband
    • Babies Are Useless
    • Monk Urine Is Cleaner
    • George Santos Lies
    • BTS: What Does it Mean
    • Zookeeper Cuts Off Arm
    • HYDROMAN REHASHED
    • I Watch the Super Bowl
    • Tales of Terror - Hold My Hand
    • Oh How He Sat
    • The Change
    • You Got the Lyrics Wrong, Dilweed
    • Woman Chokes on Fortune Cookie
    • The Moon Must Be Stopped
    • Quora Questions
    • My Husband's Inappropriate Remarks
    • Family is a Cult
    • The Price of Success
    • Tales of Terror: The Baby
    • Spot the Differences Army of Darkness
    • I'm All Over It
    • Automatic Thank You Letter
    • Clueless Man
    • What's Buggin You?
    • Child's Playmate is Son of Satan
    • Ask An Expert
    • True Tales of Terror: High Beams
    • Slander Zendaya Buries Puppies Alive
    • Henry Cavill Fired as Superman: Races to Horse to be Paralyzed
    • Crappy Little Free Library Is No Amazon
    • Christmas Wish List
    • Extremist Americans Furious With Extremist Germans
    • Batman vs Hulk
    • Elon Musk Fires Himself
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    • Slander: Harry Styles
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THE JOHN LITHGOW STORY

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​DASHED DREAMS
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Hard hitting journalism meets ridiculous premise as Gordon "Gordo" Ferret dives into the dark waters
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REALITY CHECK - Part Three

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SCOTT THE UNDERGROUNDER

Back in the day, I worked as a producer, writer, and actor on Disney's Milo Murphy's Law, all culminating in a particularly odd character named
​Scott the Undergrounder. 

WIL​D BOYS

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PEE WEE'S DANCE PARTY


​Okay, clearly I don't have the rights to any of this, but you know those videos that show clips of people dancing to a song that they didn't really dance to?  

This is one of those.


​WHY CAN'T WE GET ALONG?

Yes, superheroes are people too, and sometimes they have conflict just like the rest of us.

TOM CRUISE RUNS

Yes, he does. 

THE DRIP

A claymation exploration of the consequences of a large plumbing problem. 

THE QUEST FOR LIQUOR

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CLAY DEATH

A triumph in the art of claymation, this thought-provoking film by a 12-year-old artiste demands repeat viewings.

RED-EYED TREE FROG MAN

No, I didn't animate this, obviously, and don't have the rights to show it, BUT this was one of the first songs I wrote for a TV series.
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