THINGS YOU CAN SAY ABOUT TRUMP
​THAT YOU CAN’T SAY ABOUT YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER

 He’s been indicted on 37 charges including espionage.

His spray tan is laughable.

He cheats on his wives and pays for sex.

He fomented a fatal attack on the capital in a traitorous attempt to hold onto power.

He’s a rapist.

He’s a racist.

He has the palate and vocabulary of a six-year-old, but the moral development of an aborted fetus.

He purposely rips off the people he claims to represent.

He demands loyalty but is loyal to no-one.

His hair is ridiculous.

He lies constantly, repeatedly, and poorly.

He stole top secret documents and says he declassified them with his mind.

He is fat, pale, and ugly.

He sacrificed thousands of lives with self-serving covid lies.

He is sexually attracted to some of his offspring, but not others.

He raised the national debt to $23 trillion.

He hogs all the blankets… oh wait, my significant other does that too. Forget that one.