​The Top Ten Things My Wife Does When We
​Sit Down in Front of the TV and Start a Movie!

10  Gets up to use the bathroom
 
9  Starts a load of laundry
 
8  Goes to make a snack
 
7  Starts texting long lost friends
 
6  Picks up a book and leafs through it
 
5  Injures herself in a new or familiar way
 
4  Watches Tic Toc
 
3  Decides to clean the gutters
 
2  Starts talking to the dogs
 
And the number one thing my wife does when we sit down in front of the TV and start a movie...
 
Remembers an unrelated topic from a week ago that needs to be discussed right now!