The Top Ten Things My Wife Does When We
Sit Down in Front of the TV and Start a Movie!
10 Gets up to use the bathroom
9 Starts a load of laundry
8 Goes to make a snack
7 Starts texting long lost friends
6 Picks up a book and leafs through it
5 Injures herself in a new or familiar way
4 Watches Tic Toc
3 Decides to clean the gutters
2 Starts talking to the dogs
And the number one thing my wife does when we sit down in front of the TV and start a movie...
Remembers an unrelated topic from a week ago that needs to be discussed right now!