Zendaya Buries Puppies Alive!
Star of stage and screen Zendaya has shocked fans and friends by admitting her latest passion project involves not the Hollywood elite, but young dogs she systematically buries alive.
“I guess it started like all hobbies do,” the celebrated actress of Euphoria and Dune said with a giggle. “You try it once and that little thrill you get at seeing the dirt cover the confused face of a cocker spaniel and then you can’t stop at just one!”
The former Disney child actor has lost count of the number of puppies she has interred alive over the years, but is confident it’s in the triple digits.
“At first I was going to the trouble of naming each of the little mongrels – Fluffykins, Mr. Bouncers, Lady Poofypants – so it would feel more personal as the futilely struggled in their last moments, their cute little mouths and eyes packed with loose dirt. But at a certain point I stopped digging individual holes and started dumping them en masse.”
Then the Spider-Man ingenue laughed: “There’s a reason mass graves are so popular!”