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What's My Halloween Costume This Year? Sexy Demogorgon!

OK, I’ve always been, like, a super huge fan of Stranger Things and I love Dustin and Eleven and Steve and Robin and all my Hawkins peeps, so for this year’s Halloween costume, it’s totally a no brainer: Sexy Demogorgon!
 
I know, I know, I’ll hit up a rager and find seven Elevens, three basic Sexy Vecnas looking thirsty and a super-sick-couple covered in tin foil who become a Sexy Mindflayer, but I’m gonna be one among dozens and dozens of Sexy Demogorgons! 
 
IRL, I would love to get way more creative and dress up as a cross between Eddie Munson and Eddie Munster. Or a lit fit like a kangaroo named James (Jim Hopper!) or even a red-headed girl with the letters HBO on my shirt (HBO Max!)  Why not celebrate December 31st in Russia as a Happy New Yuri! LOL!
 
Or it would be a total honor and cool A.F. to dress up in tribute to the, like, ancient old school has-been stars of the past that were resurrected on Stranger Things: You give me nightmares, Robert Englund. Cary Elwes: you fill me with Dread Pirate Roberts. And I’m simply Mad About You, Paul “Early” Reiser. And TBH, who wouldn’t want to salute my BAE Winona Ryder with the ultimate costume mashup: Paul McCartney mixed with O.J. Simpson to create Beatles-Juice!
 
But we all know that there are really only, like, two options for Halloween costumes: scary or slutty. So why not be both? OMG! I can be slutary! Or scarutty! That would be fire, Joyce Beyers! 
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