ODE TO SCOTT

Over the years, we all have been taught
The things we should like and the things we should not
But one thing that everyone loves quite a lot
Is anyone blessed with the fine name of Scott.
 
His excellence shines like a bright megawatt
His power is that of a true juggernaut.
His fame rises high like a brave astronaut
Full of charm and charisma and brains and whatnot.
 
But if YOU do not have a name that’s so hot
If YOU didn’t win the great naming jackpot
Don’t feel despondent and don’t be distraught
Perhaps you’ll find comfort in this school of thought.
 
You’ve got other talents – lest you forgot
It’s not like the Lord hasn’t give you squat
So don’t be ungrateful for-the-name that you’ve got
Even though you are still a pale shadow of Scott.