WHY MY GIRLFRIEND'S BUTT IS LIKE FINE FOOD
My girlfriend’s butt is like fine food because...
It looks good sitting there, but it doesn’t taste half as good. Especially for the price.
It’s best when it’s hot.
I have to get dressed up and go to a pricey restaurant if I want to get some.
It’s bad manners to play with it in public.
A lot of time is spent preparing it so it looks just right.
It’s often served by men in tuxes.
If it’s covered in a thick feta cheese, you can’t see the imperfections in the meat.
It can make a mess in your lap.
It’s often presented raw.
I poke at it with my fork when I’m bored.
When it’s uncovered with a flourish in public, people stare at it and salivate.
As soon as you get your hands on it, you see a dish at the next table that looks better.
It looks good sitting there, but it doesn’t taste half as good. Especially for the price.
It’s best when it’s hot.
I have to get dressed up and go to a pricey restaurant if I want to get some.
It’s bad manners to play with it in public.
A lot of time is spent preparing it so it looks just right.
It’s often served by men in tuxes.
If it’s covered in a thick feta cheese, you can’t see the imperfections in the meat.
It can make a mess in your lap.
It’s often presented raw.
I poke at it with my fork when I’m bored.
When it’s uncovered with a flourish in public, people stare at it and salivate.
As soon as you get your hands on it, you see a dish at the next table that looks better.