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    • What Would You Prefer
    • The Confession
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    • God Looks Through Ozone Hole
    • Infant's Finger Painting
    • Lady Satan Rehashed
    • Poltergeist Proof
    • Innocent Goat Man
    • Bowl of Mush
    • 200 Celebration
    • Earthworms
    • Why My Willy is Like Icons of the 70's
    • AI Writes Transformative Hotdog Song
    • Ghost of Widow's Husband
    • Babies Are Useless
    • Monk Urine Is Cleaner
    • George Santos Lies
    • BTS: What Does it Mean
    • Zookeeper Cuts Off Arm
    • HYDROMAN REHASHED
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    • Tales of Terror - Hold My Hand
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    • Woman Chokes on Fortune Cookie
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a baby with Supreme Court Justice Ruth Ginsburg's head

BABY RUTH:
​MY FAVORITE HALLOWEEN CANDY

Halloween is upon us and thoughts turn to Trick or Treating. Everyone has a favorite candy that they are hoping for and here are a few of my favorites!
an almond with Joy Behar's head
ALMOND JOY
Roseanne Barr with a giant Hershey's chocolate bar
HERSHEY BARR
Peppermint Patty from Peanuts stands in New York City by the statue of liberty
YORK PEPPERMINT PATTY
Reese Witherspoon from Legally Blonde but broken into pieces
REESE'S PIECES
a bag of sugar and Julia Roberts as a prostitute in Pretty Woman
SWEET TART
a woman in traditional swedish dress but with a fish head
SWEDISH FISH
santa on a farm with cows and cattle
JOLLY RANCHER
a man has butter on his fingers
BUTTERFINGERS
Gerard Way of My Chemical Romance wears a milk carton Halloween costume
MILKY WAY
a boy has messy chocolate all over his mouth
HERSHEY'S KISS
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