Top New Flavors of Illicit Drugs

All socially acceptable addictions like alcohol, cigarettes, and caffeinated beverages can be found in a wild assortment of types and flavors, despite the fact that the users have no choice but to keep consuming them. But for the longest time, those addicted to illegal substances found their choices severely limited. Now, finally, the array of tasty options has arrived as illustrated below in the nation’s top new flavors of illicit drugs.
 
Cotton Candy Ecstasy
Long Island LSD
Bloody Molly
Hand Rolled Hazelnut Mescaline
Acapulco Gold Dust (Not Your Parent’s PCP)
Caramel Ribbon Crunch Heroin
Marlboro Filtered Ketamine for Women
Schweppe’s All Natural Carbonated Nitrous
Royal English Breakfast Acid 
Diet Psilocybin – with Zero Sugar!
Unsweetened Peach Nectar Amphetamines
Iced Half-Caf Oxy-chino
Menthol Meth – Ultra Light
Cookies and Cream Crack Cocaine
Lucious Lemon-Lime Paint Thinner
Jell-O Pudding Flavored Rohypnol