Pictures I found that I thought were funny...
Santa: Well, little boy. Hop up on Santa’s lap and squirm around a little before you tell me what you’d like for Christmas.
Kid: I been real good this year and I wanna orangutan with human proportions in an orange jumpsuit.
Santa: Uhhh, okay.
Kid: Holding a gun…
Santa: Are you sure that’s…?
Kid: With a parachute.
Santa: That’s very specific. I’m not sure I can…
Kid: And it has to be in Spanish.