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a gremlin crawls out of a toilet


​Elf on a Shelf Spin Off:
Mischievous Troll in a Toilet Bowl


Any parent of a toddler knows about Elf on the Shelf. Ostensibly a spy for Santa, this diminutive figure perches around the house at Christmastime narc-ing on kids who misbehave and, for some reason, has become a December tradition in many households. Well, never let it be said that corporate America won’t cash in on a trend, because Madison Avenue is about to start hawking all kinds of collectible household observers ranging from a Fink on the Sink to a Government Spier on the Washer andDryer. And as Halloween comes around, some of these little critters take a decidedly creepy character.
If you thought a leering elf was bad, honey, you ain’t seen nothin’ yet. 
 
Crook in a Nook
Goof on the Roof
Whore in a Drawer
a barbie doll lies among liquor bottles

​Betty Grable on the Table

Buffalo Bill on the Windowsill
Saul on the Wall
a poster from the tv show Better Call Saul with Bob Odenkirk

​Influenza on the Credenza

Grizzly Bear on a Lazy-Boy Chair
Mischievous Troll in a Toilet Bowl
a gremlin or troll climbs out of a toilet
 
Casualty of War on the Kitchen Floor
Creepy Old Man-ister Hanging from the Banister
Tub O’ Lard in Your Own Backyard
a container of rendered pork fat

​Charles De Gaulle in the Upstairs Hall
Child Caresser on the Bedroom Dresser
Duran Duran on the Divan
Duran Duran sits on a couch

​ Fish Gnosher on a Dishwasher
Giants on an Appliance
Grouch on the Couch
oscar the grouch lies on a couch
 
​Corrupt Police on the Mantlepiece
Eerie Silhouette on the Broyhill Dinette Set
Severed Head on an Unmade Bed
a severed head lies in a bed
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