COVID CAMPING TIPS!
Be prepared to self-quarantine for 14 days after making out with Smokey the Bear.
If you start coughing, hold your head under the surface of a lake or stream until the coughing stops.
Avoid groups of ten or more feral raccoons.
Don’t touch your face or eyes after burying that loner in a shallow grave.
Stay six feet away from all Sasquatch. (Sasquatches?)
If you are going to sodomize a woodland creature, wear a mask!
If you find you are having trouble breathing, it may be the altitude. Or you may have contracted a life-threatening virus with no cure.
Use hand sanitizer after touching unfamiliar children where their bathing suits cover.
If you must eat animal scat, leave it under the sun’s rays for 15 minutes first.
If you are 55 or over, or if you have underlying conditions, enjoy your last camping trip while it lasts.
If you start coughing, hold your head under the surface of a lake or stream until the coughing stops.
Avoid groups of ten or more feral raccoons.
Don’t touch your face or eyes after burying that loner in a shallow grave.
Stay six feet away from all Sasquatch. (Sasquatches?)
If you are going to sodomize a woodland creature, wear a mask!
If you find you are having trouble breathing, it may be the altitude. Or you may have contracted a life-threatening virus with no cure.
Use hand sanitizer after touching unfamiliar children where their bathing suits cover.
If you must eat animal scat, leave it under the sun’s rays for 15 minutes first.
If you are 55 or over, or if you have underlying conditions, enjoy your last camping trip while it lasts.