BTS?
BLOATED TIGER SHARKS?
​BATMAN TONGUES SUPERMAN?

The ridiculously popular K-Pop group known as BTS is a worldwide sensation. But what does BTS actually stand for? NO ONE KNOWS! Sure, some fans have suggested that it means “Back to School” or “Behold the Sasquatch” (my favorite), while certain haters have implied that it stands for “Barely Talented Singers” or “Boy They Suck.” But nearly all of the BTS acronyms that fans have come up with are strangely sexual in content. Here are the most often suggested meanings:
 
Better Than Sex
Between The Sheets
Burgeoning Tongue Skills
Bachelorette Tossed Salad
Backside Toledo Steamer
Banana Time ‘69
Barbara “Thirsty” Streisand
Beaver Trap Spanking
Benihana Trouser Snake
Biblical Toenail Sucking
Bury the Sausage
Bite the Snake
Bone the Skunk
Bondage to Sado-Masochism 
Boofing Taylor Swift
Brothel Time Sally
Buggering Threeway Society
Bureau of Topless Stroking
Boys Transmitting Syphilis