The Best Horror of the Last 17 1/2 Years
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Zombie Dearest: I Can See Clearly Now, My Brain Is Gone
Everybodysnatcher Loves Raymond My Mom Went to Miami and All I Got Was This Severed Head I’m Okay, You’re Rotting in a Shallow Grave What Color Are Your Entrails? -- It’s Close Encounters of the Disgusting Kind Once Upon a Triple Homicide: You Slaughter. You Bought Her! Whorehouse Of Horror: The Calls Are Coming from Inside Her Blouse! Gone With the Wendigo: Frankly My Demon, I Don’t Give a Damn It Came from My Vagina!!! -- That’s What She Dead What About Blob? The Oral Bacteria Killer: The Calls Are Coming from Inside Your Mouth! I’m Coming for You Jenny: Yes You, Jenny Stinson of 1545 Pine St in Bedford, Ohio. Oh, Say Can You Scream: By the Dawn’s Early Fright Don’t Look in The Basement: Or the Bathroom. Or The Back of My Sock Drawer Under the Socks. One Flew Over the Cujo’s Nest: In Strays, No One Can Hear You Scream My Uncle and My Auntie-Christ: The Calls Are Coming from Inside His Spouse! Sasquatch 2 Electric Boogaloo: Dating a Dancing Bigfoot Has Never Been This Deadly Wham Bam Thank You Vampires Attack of the Mole-tergiest: These ghostly varmints are digging up… terror! The Hills Are Alive with The Sound of Murder! -- The Von Trapp Tykes Have Never Been So Bloody |