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​ATTACK OF THE VEGAS
​MONSTER THINGEE!

An audio-drama-musical experience in tribute to the original novelty song "Mr. Jaws" released in 1975 by Dickie Goodman. Sit back, close your eyes, and live the comedy terror!                                                                           
A man behind a tall stack of scripts


​READ MY SCRIPT: THE FIRST EPISODE

​My scriptwriting program has a function to read a script aloud. 
 
I think it might go a little something like this. 


Moaning Myrtle sidles up to Harry Potter in the bathtub


​READ MY SCRIPT: HARRY POTTER

​My scriptwriting program has a function to read a script aloud. 
 
I think it might go a little something like this. ​
More Potter Humor
Sound of Music scene with Liesl and the nazi


​READ MY SCRIPT: SOUND OF MUSIC

​My scriptwriting program has a function to read a script aloud. 
 
I think it might go a little something like this. 



​​GRANDMA GOOGOO

Grandma GooGoo Reads People Magazine
A disgruntled old lady sticks out her tongue


​GRANDMA GOOGOO

Grandma GooGoo Reads In Style Magazine
A sweet grandma has a jar of cookies


​GRANDMA GOOGOO

Grandma GooGoo Reads the Sports Section
Two old time microphones and the word


​SUSPENSE: A Radio Drama

Here is some text about the fact that this is "Suspense: A Radio Drama." Is that not clear?

Hermione and Ron from Harry Potter

Harry Potter and the
Talisman of Ravenclaw

Technology is amazing! With artificial intelligence and voice generating software, the days of expensive writers, voice actors, and directors is over. As a perfect example, sit back and listen to this all new audiobook created entirely by computer and entitled, "Harry Potter and the Talisman of Ravenclaw." ​
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A girl points at her booty beside the grand canyon
song of the week
Grand Canyon Booty
Girl, your booty is one of the seven wonders of the world. 

Wind up chattering teeth and some dental floss

NAME THAT TOOTH

Sure, it's easy to Name That Tune,
​but can you Name That Tooth?
Grandpa Googoo, a grumpy old man

GRANDPA GOOGOO'S ADVICE BLOG

Grandpa Googoo answers a query about college.
Former President Donald Trump telling someone to call Sean Hannity.

CALL SEAN HANNITY

Who ya gonna call?
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Grandpa Googoo, a grumpy old man

GRANDPA GOOGOO'S ADVICE BLOG

Your favorite grandpappy gives his advice on migraines.
Grandpa Googoo, a grumpy old man

GRANDPA GOOGOO'S ADVICE BLOG

Your oldest relative has words of wisdom about drumming.
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