AI WRITES TRANSFORMATIVE
​HOTDOG POEM

Everyone keeps talking about how AI is going to replace writers and artists, so I thought I should give it a try for my Flagrant postings. Given a few simple prompts, artificial intelligence came up with this surprisingly moving poem that I call “The Hotdog.”
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I had a craving I could not resist,
So I took a hotdog and put it in my fist.
It felt so strange, I couldn't deny,
But then somehow I found some peace inside.
 
I ain't never felt no peace like this before,
The hotdog in my body is what I'm livin' for.
No more runnin', no more hide-and-seek,
The hotdog in my body is what I seek.
 
They say the road to happiness is long,
But the moment I put that hotdog on,
I felt a calm come over me,
And realized I made the right decision to be free.
 
I ain't never felt no peace like this before,
The hotdog in my body is what I'm livin' for.
 
 

#IThoughtIdTryToFindSomePleasureSoIShovedAHotdogUpMyTreasure  #IfAComputerCanWriteComedy,WhatTheHellAmISupposedToDo?