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The number 200 surrounded by fireworks

A CELEBRATION OF 200!

In honor of our 200th Day of Posting on WWW.THEFLAGRANT.COM,
​here are some other amazing 200’s from history, entertainment, and medical abominations!
A Roman bacchanalia, a wild party with naked people sprawled everywhere
200 BC
The year Rome began bacchanalias, wild and mystic festivals that included orgies,
drinking, and extensive use of vomitoriums.
​Or as I call it, a typical Tuesday night.
Three patriot musicians march in front of an american flag on this bicentennial stamp
200th Anniversary
In 1976, the USA celebrated its bicentennial, Apple and Microsoft were started, the real-life Lutz family fled their house in Amityville, the TV show “Family Feud” debuted, and perhaps most importantly, government officials repealed California’s sodomy law. (Maybe this is sour grapes talking, but where were you in 1975 when we needed you?)
A two hundred dollar bill with Bill Cosby's face on it.
$200 Bill 
The US introduced an understandably short-lived two-hundred-dollar bill featuring the face
​of beloved humanitarian and statesman Bill Cosby. 
Joey Chestnut, champion hotdog eater, holds up a tray of hotdogs
200 Hotdogs
Joey Chestnut beat all competitors by consuming 200 hotdogs in 10 minutes. 
No, that’s not true. He ate 76.
Two hundred?!? That would kill him.
You really want him to die a horrible, painful, pointless death just for your inhuman amusement?
​You make me sick.
a map of Bolivia shows Lake Titicaca
200 BC
The year the city of Tiwanaku is founded near Lake Titicaca,
​allowing young boys around the world to laugh at both “titi” and “caca.”
Flamenco singer Rosalia
Top 200
Rolling Stone’s 200 best singers of all time lists #200 as 30-year-old flamenco singer Rosalia.
Her favorite food is a potato omelet! You can’t make this stuff up!
​Well, actually you can, but looking it up on google is a lot easier than writing something new. 

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Many hands hold up colorful question marks
200 Questions
​This would be a really, really long game of 20 questions.
​Is it bigger than a bread box? What the hell is a bread box?
A sad Bart Simpson sits alone in jail behind bars
 
200th episode
The 200th episode of the Simpsons aired in 1998 and was a real tear-jerker.
​In order to pay for Lisa’s exorbitant private school tuition, Homer sells Bart into white slavery.
The Great Wall of China
200 BC
The year the Great Wall of China was completed… and yet I still can’t get that lousy contractor to finish my fence. Hey-yo!
The 200th issue of the comic book Batman
200th Issue
The 200th issue of the comic book “Batman” featured a story entitled “Robin Hood” where Batman slaps a hood over Robin’s head so he doesn’t have to listen to his insipid whining (but can still check out his alluring gams!)
A baby elephant near a tub of water
200 Lbs
The typical elephant baby weighs 200 pounds at birth.
Coincidentally, that’s my weight after I finish Thanksgiving dinner!
​Because I eat too much! And seem to gain weight! Get it?
Benedict Cumberbatch in a suit and tie
Day 200
The 200th day of the year is July 19 which is Benedict Cumberbatch’s birthday!
Happiest of natal celebrations Mr. Cumberbatch!!
It’s also the day the first Tom and Jerry cartoon aired and the day France declared war on Prussia in 1870.
Who knew?!?
Not me.
Who cares?
​Not me.
A 200 Amp Breaker Box with the door open
200 Amps
200 Amp breaker boxes are available on Amazon.com for under $200!
​(Okay, that's not so much funny as it is helpful all around information for today's cash-strapped homeowner.)
Usain Bolt Olympic gold winner and the fastest man in the 200 meter dash
200 Meters
Usain Bolt and Florence Griffith-Joiner have the fastest times at the 200 Meter Dash, but whatever happened to the idea that “it’s the journey, not the destination” and “getting there is half the fun.” I mean, c’mon guys, what’s the rush? Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses.
The Earth and the Sun in space
200 BC
The year man first made a good measurement of the distance between the Earth and the Sun, roughly 150,000,000 kilometers. Previous estimates had been “about one furlong” and “far as I can throw this here apple.”
Poster for the movie A Nightmare on Elm Street 3 Dream Warriors
Top 200
Rotten Tomatoes lists the top 200 Horror Films of all time and places Nightmare on Elm Street #3 at position 200.
Which is a travesty and an outrage. How can you possibly put 
Nightmare on Elm Street 3 above 
​
Basket Case 2, I Spit on Your Grave 4, and Slumber Party Massacre 2: Electric Boogaloo?
Elon Musk looks chagrined
200 Billion
This is the estimated amount Elon Musk lost in 2022. Ha! That’s funny all by itself.
High angle looking down on a huge crowd of people, possibly a concert
200 AD 
aThe year the human population reached 257 million. It will never drop that low again until 2025 when
Covid 37, global warming, and toxic plaque psoriasis all strike simultaneously.  
​Plus Happy 200th Birthday, Jesus!
A large grey pile of skeletons and skulls
200 Years
This is what the Kardashians will look like at the age of 200.
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