writing of the week

​BOY PULLED FROM WELL EATS RESCUERS

The elation of emergency personnel over the rescue of stranded toddler Jamie Jerkins from the bottom of a fifty foot well quickly turned to terror as the savage boy leapt at his rescuers and began to devour them alive.
 
“Teeth and blood. Blood and teeth. That’s all anyone could see,” said paramedic and part-time professional juggler Stu “the Blitz” McManey. “It was like something out of one of those Saw movies if those Saw movies had a kid in a well that ate everybody.”
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BONELESS BABY SLIPS DOWN BATHTUB DRAIN:
DISTRAUGHT PARENTS NEED YOUR HELP

“This was my one wish. My one shot. No do-overs,” said terminal toddler Marty Simpson, 6, as he left what he called the “crappiest place on Earth.”
 
Marty was at the popular Southern California amusement park courtesy of the Make-a-Wish Foundation, an organization that offers special opportunities to young people afflicted with serious diseases or medical conditions.           ...SEE MORE

BRIDE AND SEEK

 “We need to talk.”
 
Brian had been dreading this conversation, but had known it was coming ever since they’d left the highway to head up into the mountains. Lisa had gotten unusually quiet in the car and now at the campsite he could tell she was obsessing over something in that pretty little head of hers.
 
“It’s just that we’ve been going out for over a year,” Lisa continued as Brian stoked the fire and avoided her gaze. “And I need to know where this is going. I need to know if you see a future together.”
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video of the week

VACATION MEMORIES
"The Box"

It's not pleasant.

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fun and games
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audio of the week

SUSPENSE:​
​A Radio Drama

Captivating tales of radio drama audio designed to keep you in suspense.
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poster boy
​of the weak

comic of the week

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found humor
​of the week

Enough is enough! I’ve had it with these mother hubbard babies on my mother hubbard back! 
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​FOUND HUMOR

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A young boy spends Christmas Eve fighting for his life against a maniacal Santa Claus.  

A malfunction turns a theme park of colonial animatronic figures into a nightmare of historic proportions.
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Martin Luther King Jr. eats a baby.
 
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